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   No. 50  ·  May 28, 2026  ·  01:46:57

   Ms Peaches, Come Get This Rottweiler

   Instagram degrees and sickening secrets.

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   No. 49  ·  May 21, 2026  ·  01:48:50

   A Neverending Canadian Story.

   below zero. above giving a fuck.

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   No. 48  ·  May 14, 2026  ·  01:54:13

   Aqua Illusion: The Pink Masquerade

   COCADAWOAHDUH!

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   No. 47  ·  May 7, 2026  ·  01:46:00

   Artificial Souls: The Perm Line

   No more casino vodka for me, thanks.

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   No. 46  ·  Apr 30, 2026  ·  01:34:15

   13th Anniversary Live Show

   Recorded Live in Atlanta. Thank you to all the fans for the love and support

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   No. 45  ·  Apr 27, 2026  ·  00:00:51

   Special Announcement: Kid Fury Live June 3rd, 2026

   Kid Fury live in LA stage for a special stand-up show on June 3rd, 2026. Pre-sale tickets are available now, with general admission going on sale Thursday. Don't miss this.

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   No. 44  ·  Apr 23, 2026  ·  01:35:26

   Hopeless Romance with an Audacious Femme

   The girls have NERVE! We must abandon them!

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   No. 43  ·  Apr 16, 2026  ·  02:11:39

   The Legend of a Hero

   Rolling my eyes at a fake Batmobile...

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   No. 42  ·  Apr 9, 2026  ·  02:17:57

   Felon The Pooh: A Wild Ride

   Still reporting live from the last days...

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    No. 41  ·  Apr 2, 2026  ·  02:09:27

    The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover

    Rozonda, chill....

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    No. 40  ·  Mar 26, 2026  ·  02:03:09

    The Trials of a Masculine Maiden

    Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel...

12. 

    No. 39  ·  Mar 19, 2026  ·  02:03:57

    The Constantly Concerning Kiss

    Of course she is...

13. 

    No. 38  ·  Mar 12, 2026  ·  02:19:55

    The Big Heart of a Small Rapper

    Pokopia is crack. King is unstoppable. Single life is good.

14. 

    No. 37  ·  Mar 5, 2026  ·  01:48:55

    The Complicated Love of Gay

    Judging a white man's new face

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    No. 36  ·  Feb 26, 2026  ·  02:01:22

    The Emotions of a Half-Dead Husband

    Once in a lifetime...I'm just saying.

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    No. 35  ·  Feb 20, 2026  ·  00:02:58

    Trailer: Furious Thoughts

    Welcome to Furious Thoughts, the podcast where Kid Fury does what he does best: run his mouth. This podcast is a front-row seat to his rapid-fire, unfiltered, and often unhinged thoughts about literally everything. Pop culture. Relationships. World news. Random everyday nonsense that should probably be discussed more than it is. Add in brand new segments and unexpected guests from celebrities to fascinating people from all walks of life and you've got a mess you won't want to miss.

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    No. 34  ·  Feb 19, 2026  ·  01:39:55

    The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream

    Lock her up. Lock her up too.

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    No. 33  ·  Feb 12, 2026  ·  01:56:10

    The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent

    What is this frenchie doing next to the frozen meats?

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    No. 32  ·  Feb 5, 2026  ·  01:36:41

    The Curious Case of a Clash Concert

    Young Money/Need Money Records...

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    No. 31  ·  Jan 29, 2026  ·  02:00:37

    The Unbreakable Spirit of a Canine Queen

    It's Laney's world. We just live in it. Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future https://gofund.me/b43af4fff

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    No. 30  ·  Jan 22, 2026  ·  01:47:42

    When a Red Hat Looks Both Ways

    I needed that laugh. Whew!

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    No. 29  ·  Jan 15, 2026  ·  01:49:29

    To Catch Feelings On Mama's Phone

    Taking a break to think about how we got here...

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    No. 28  ·  Jan 8, 2026  ·  02:13:46

    How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom

    Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary...

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    No. 27  ·  Jan 1, 2026  ·  03:18:26

    Best of 2025 Part 2

    A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way.

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    No. 26  ·  Dec 25, 2025  ·  02:19:30

    Best Of 2025

    A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way.

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    No. 25  ·  Dec 18, 2025  ·  01:56:12

    Step Up

    Please don't disturb my simulation...

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    No. 24  ·  Dec 11, 2025  ·  01:47:05

    TUH!

    Clearing the gay ass air...

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    No. 23  ·  Dec 5, 2025  ·  02:06:09

    Soup Drama

    Ignoring Ray J's black ass...

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    No. 22  ·  Nov 25, 2025  ·  02:03:09

    Meat Lovers

    Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less...

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    No. 21  ·  Nov 20, 2025  ·  02:05:59

    Bird-In-Law

    Dodging d**ks under tables...

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    No. 20  ·  Nov 13, 2025  ·  02:04:15

    Some Things Are Sacred

    Dipping our fingers in treatment...

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    No. 19  ·  Nov 7, 2025  ·  00:01:28

    Trailer: Crissle's Couch

    Here's a first listen to Crissle's Couch, Crissle's new weekly advice podcast. Each episode brings her signature mix of sharp truth, lived experience, honest advice, and thoughtful reflection. Listen to the trailer, then make sure you subscribe, rate, and follow Crissle's Couch using the link in the description so you never miss an episode.

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    No. 18  ·  Nov 6, 2025  ·  02:01:53

    Keys to the Heart

    What to do when Young Metro don't trust him...

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    No. 17  ·  Oct 30, 2025  ·  02:12:01

    Tepid Frozen Yogurt

    SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney...

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    No. 16  ·  Oct 23, 2025  ·  02:13:49

    Salvation

    Leave God alone!!!

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    No. 15  ·  Oct 16, 2025  ·  02:05:42

    Mugshot Lace

    Ignoring niggas for seventeen years....

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    No. 14  ·  Oct 9, 2025  ·  02:18:40

    (Not) Coming Home

    Grandma, bi*ch...

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    No. 13  ·  Oct 2, 2025  ·  02:15:46

    Grandma, Bi**h...

    UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student

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    No. 12  ·  Sep 25, 2025  ·  02:01:18

    Harlem Hometrotter

    Getting scammers to do chores...

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    No. 11  ·  Sep 18, 2025  ·  02:16:15

    Baby Dramatics

    DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI.

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    No. 10  ·  Sep 11, 2025  ·  02:21:10

    Diary of a Mad White Man

    DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laughter could simply be the expulsion of deep sorrow and regret. Please respect Fury's pain and his privacy.

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    No. 9  ·  Sep 4, 2025  ·  02:19:06

    Janet's Third Album

    Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47***

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    No. 8  ·  Aug 28, 2025  ·  01:55:05

    The Other Proposal

    Caping for corny men...

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    No. 7  ·  Aug 21, 2025  ·  02:00:00

    Behind My Salad

    Kicking mama to the curb...

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    No. 6  ·  Aug 14, 2025  ·  02:20:27

    When Dogs Cry

    Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date...

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    No. 5  ·  Aug 7, 2025  ·  01:58:18

    Half On A Baby

    Laughing to keep from punching...

47. 

    No. 4  ·  Jul 31, 2025  ·  02:08:09

    Making Contact

    Watching movies and TV...

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    No. 3  ·  Jul 25, 2025  ·  01:20:45

    20-ish Questions!

    *** NOTE: The beginning of the episode was lost due to a technical error*** Waiting on giant lesbian aliens...

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    No. 2  ·  Jul 17, 2025  ·  02:08:14

    A 90s Kinda Drunk

    Acting a foo-foo over Labubus from my boo-boo...

50. 

    No. 1  ·  Jul 10, 2025  ·  01:58:19

    Big Beautiful Bereavement

    Crying with the damn Kingdom again...